tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524722850319881522024-02-19T21:57:08.268+05:30My Funny Inbox ☺Massive collection of Funny E-mails that I got in my Inbox & some pictures I've stolen from the Internet. ☺Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-56199924945414703232012-02-04T17:49:00.000+05:302012-02-04T17:49:01.421+05:30I dare you<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKReDGAUFfOrYlnwggXLggm7MNOlLVsNeji7vP1Njd0PqYjuJUXLzXm6JluVlGFIprbAAt7Ue1dIuGh9ls7gQ9xLrAn67_Vt4IU6YdRl9i9AWofaHopsicrWiRGfcwa6JV_ataYfbzmZJD/s1600/idareyou.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKReDGAUFfOrYlnwggXLggm7MNOlLVsNeji7vP1Njd0PqYjuJUXLzXm6JluVlGFIprbAAt7Ue1dIuGh9ls7gQ9xLrAn67_Vt4IU6YdRl9i9AWofaHopsicrWiRGfcwa6JV_ataYfbzmZJD/s1600/idareyou.jpg" /></a></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-88580666536995759322012-02-02T18:55:00.003+05:302012-02-02T18:56:29.626+05:30The Bud Light Drunk<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A woman goes to the doctor suffering many black and blue bruises...<br />
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Doctor: "What happened?"<br />
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Woman: " I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."<br />
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Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."<br />
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Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.<br />
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Woman: " That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"<br />
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<b>Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" </b></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-19983612424895776642012-02-02T18:29:00.000+05:302012-02-02T18:29:37.581+05:30Laugh a Little... (20 Photos)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Why God? Why??</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'm awesome!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Hold on, is that real? Lemme check."</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nice sandals dude.. wait.. what??</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kraken obliges.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Fuck this...I'm falling off."</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Nothing here...just adjusting my tie"</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"I really need to go to the washroom."</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"He called my client dic*head, your honour."</td></tr>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-20513894603601766692012-01-14T18:53:00.002+05:302012-01-14T18:54:54.962+05:30Brilliant Answers!!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%</b></span></div><br />
<b>Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?</b><br />
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* his last battle<br />
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<b>Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?</b><br />
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<b>Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?</b><br />
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* liquid<br />
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<b>Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?</b><br />
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* marriage<br />
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<b>Q5. What is the main reason for failure?</b><br />
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* exams<br />
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<b>Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?</b><br />
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* Lunch & dinner<br />
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<b>Q7. What looks like half an apple?</b><br />
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* The other half<br />
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<b>Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?</b><br />
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* it will simply become wet<br />
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<b>Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??</b><br />
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* No problem, he sleeps at night.<br />
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<b>Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?</b><br />
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* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..<br />
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<b>Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?</b><br />
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<b>Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?</b><br />
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* No time at all, the wall is already built.<br />
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<b>Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?</b><br />
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*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.<b> </b></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-19696445234582359042012-01-14T18:46:00.001+05:302012-01-14T18:47:17.116+05:308 Logics<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!</li>
<li> Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.</li>
<li> Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!</li>
<li> Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!</li>
<li> Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!</li>
<li> He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!</li>
<li> A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!</li>
<li>So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure! </li>
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Rajgopalan: Shankar, I've been working late every day since I have joined here & hence I got a promotion and very good bonus this appraisal.<br />
Shankaracharya: How could it be Raj? Is that the only secret? <br />
Rajgopalan: No, in the process of staying after office hours, I have also gathered a lot of General Knowledge; & my boss also asked me such questions at appraisal time. <br />
Shankaracharya: Like what? <br />
Rajgopalan: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?<br />
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Shankaracharya: No<br />
Rajgopalan: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you spent more time in office after office hours you would know this!<br />
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The next day, the same discussion took place: </div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
Rajgopalan: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?<br />
Shankaracharya: No<br />
Rajgopalan: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you spent more time in office after office hours you would know this!<br />
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The next day, once again:</div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
Rajgopalan: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?<br />
Shankaracharya: No<br />
Rajgopalan: He's the author of "Confessions", if you spent more time in office after office hours you would know this! </div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
This time, Shankaracharya got irritated and said:<br />
Shankaracharya : And you, do you know who is Balachandra Appaswamy?<br />
Rajgopalan: No<br />
Shankaracharya : He's the guy roaming with your wife every evening!! If you stop spending more time in office after office hours, you would know this! <br />
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<div style="color: orange;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: large;"><b>Moral: There is 'something' important in life than Work and General Knowledge. Enjoy life </b></span></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-86223848664916188962012-01-14T17:39:00.002+05:302012-01-14T17:42:59.675+05:30Facts, Fun & Engrish (18 Photos)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Every kid today wants to be Batman, Superman or Spider-Man, Why?... you're wrong.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'm controlling your mind.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I heard you complaining, so I made you a underpant for your hands.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Wall, Y U so good at tennis?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Hold on, I think I got him."</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">We know you want a break from your awesome life.</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Think about it.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Why past was so awesome!</td></tr>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-25037215480911769502009-09-16T19:55:00.002+05:302012-01-12T20:50:56.610+05:30Real Cases in PC Customer Care Records<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 85%;">Have you ever wondered what all call-center employees have to deal with. Read on ...<br />
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1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."<br />
Customer "Ok."<br />
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"<br />
Customer: "No."<br />
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"<br />
Customer "No."<br />
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"<br />
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click' on the top of my desk."</span><br />
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."<br />
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"<br />
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"<br />
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3).Customer: : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."<br />
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."<br />
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."<br />
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."<br />
Customer:: "It says 'Restore and Recovery disk'."<br />
Tech Support:: Please insert the "MS Word setup disk."<br />
Customer:: "What?"<br />
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"<br />
Customer: "Nooo..."<br />
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4).Customer: : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"<br />
Tech Support:: ?!%#$<br />
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"<br />
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"<br />
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"<br />
Customer:: "A white one."<br />
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."<br />
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"<br />
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8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"<br />
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."<br />
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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"<br />
Customer: "Pentium."<br />
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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."<br />
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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."<br />
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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"<br />
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13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."<br />
Tech Support: "What does it say?"<br />
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."<br />
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"<br />
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."<br />
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14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."<br />
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"<br />
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15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"<br />
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."<br />
Tech Support:: "Well?"<br />
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"<br />
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16). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.<br />
Tech: What's the problem?<br />
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.<br />
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.<br />
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.<br />
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.<br />
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem!<br />
All I need is for you to tell me the command.<br />
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10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is<br />
frustrated and fed up.<br />
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Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an<br />
undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.<br />
User: I knew it!<br />
Tech: Just add the line "LOAD NOSMOKE.COM" at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.<br />
Letme know how it goes.<br />
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10 minutes later.<br />
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User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.<br />
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?<br />
User: MS-DOS 6.22.<br />
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.<br />
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1 hour later.<br />
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User: I need a new power supply.<br />
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?<br />
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.<br />
Tech: Then what did he say?<br />
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.<br />
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17) customer care officer:I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out?<br />
Cust: sure<br />
CCO: Please left click on start.... do u find 'My Computer'?<br />
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-74913912276473555502009-08-21T17:06:00.003+05:302012-01-12T20:51:31.098+05:30Melvin Durai's Humor: "THANK YOU FOR NOT SHARING"<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="http://www.nshima.com/2009/08/sharing.html" style="font-weight: bold;">Column at Nshima.com</a><br />
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I'd like to take a few minutes to thank some of my friends<br />
for not sharing. I know how hard it is not to share. After<br />
all, when I was a little boy, my mother drummed into me the<br />
importance of sharing. And soon after that, she scolded me<br />
for coughing on my sister and trying to share my germs.<br />
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I learned, of course, that sharing has its limits. There are<br />
some things in life you just shouldn't share, such as<br />
underwear, toothbrushes, and girlfriends. It's also not a<br />
good idea, however tempting it might be, to share a spouse.<br />
I have no idea how women in some parts of the world -- not<br />
just Utah -- manage to share a husband. I have enough<br />
trouble sharing my wife with the Food Network.<br />
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Yes, sharing isn't always a good thing. That's why I want to<br />
thank some of my friends:<br />
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Thank you for not sharing the photos of your vacation in<br />
Hawaii last winter. I really didn't want to see you relaxing<br />
on the beach with a margarita, not when I was stuck in<br />
Winnipeg, getting treatment for frostbite on my butt.<br />
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Thank you for not sharing all 284 photos you took at your<br />
daughter's graduation from nursery school. The three photos<br />
you shared were just perfect, showing what an emotional<br />
occasion it was, with several graduates crying as they came<br />
to terms with the fact that, after a whole year of school,<br />
they weren't getting the piece of cake with the flower on<br />
it.<br />
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Thank you for not sharing your home movies with me. I'm sure<br />
it was hard to keep them to yourself, especially since<br />
you've taken your video camera everywhere and captured so<br />
many proud moments, such as your 8-year-old daughter's first<br />
No. 1 finish in a school race and your 3-year-old son's<br />
first No. 1 finish in the bathroom.<br />
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Thank you for not sharing every detail of your life through<br />
Twitter. I'm really grateful you didn't feel the urge to<br />
send out a tweet that said, "It's that time of the month<br />
again. Yes, it's time for me to take another bath."<br />
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Thank you for not sharing what's on your mind every single<br />
time you log into Facebook. It's very kind of you to wait<br />
until you have a really deep thought such as, "If the people<br />
of Madagascar were really serious about going green, they'd<br />
change their country's name to Madahybridcar."<br />
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Thank you for not sharing your family's recipe for squirrel<br />
stew. I tried squirrel once and, to be completely frank with<br />
you, I've had my share of rodents for a lifetime.<br />
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Thank you for not sharing your true opinion of my clothes. I<br />
know I'm out of style: my shorts are too short, my pants<br />
are too narrow, and my underwear is too concealed.<br />
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Thank you for not sharing your copy of Bill O'Reilly's book<br />
"Kids Are Americans Too." Having three children caught<br />
between two cultures, I'm more inclined to read Mahmoud<br />
Ahmadinejad's book "Kids Are Too American."<br />
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Thank you for not sharing any gossip about our other<br />
friends. You and I are alike: We don't like to gossip. But<br />
do you know who does? I'll tell you later.<br />
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(c) Copyright 2009 Melvin Durai. All Rights Reserved.<br />
<a href="http://melvindurai.com/">MelvinDurai.com</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-27827417645577574822009-08-21T16:56:00.002+05:302012-01-12T20:52:03.734+05:30Awesome Replies to Adult Questions<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">(Miss Universe Contest)<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">USA</span><br />
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.<br />
Question: How can you say so?<br />
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..<br />
(Applause! Applause!)<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">SPAIN</span><br />
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)<br />
Question: How can you say so?<br />
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening..<br />
(Applause! Applause!)<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">PHILIPPINES</span><br />
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.<br />
Question: How can you say so?<br />
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth..<br />
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">SAUDI ARABIA</span><br />
Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.<br />
Question: How can you say so?<br />
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..<br />
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">MALAYSIA</span><br />
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.<br />
Question: How can you say so?<br />
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft..<br />
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!)<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">SINGAPORE</span><br />
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).<br />
Question: How can you say so?<br />
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over<br />
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">INDIA</span><br />
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.<br />
Question: How can you say so?<br />
Ms India: Because it works day and night..<br />
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-76031419147231998522009-02-20T20:37:00.003+05:302009-02-20T20:41:46.165+05:30Masterpiece!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Now, this is what I call a masterpiece !!!</span><br /><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6d6WZg8xJbOBiEG-EjY_SJ0kZtE-1AsS74k8OYaLG-qNNo0vYigzU79XmRtPqpF3FttngDpUqlpmz6AnUAhxZ-7bZnfjjSHYldk4bI0d3F_Pj5HnHAo7Y9fxYX1lh-B74Ui69irwamuQu/s1600-h/masterpiece.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6d6WZg8xJbOBiEG-EjY_SJ0kZtE-1AsS74k8OYaLG-qNNo0vYigzU79XmRtPqpF3FttngDpUqlpmz6AnUAhxZ-7bZnfjjSHYldk4bI0d3F_Pj5HnHAo7Y9fxYX1lh-B74Ui69irwamuQu/s400/masterpiece.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304897069879526322" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">Honestly, Hats off to the cartoonist!<br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-81957382572888150012009-02-11T19:09:00.001+05:302009-02-11T19:11:58.559+05:30Melvin Durai's Humor: "GIVE YOURSELF AN EDGE IN THE JOB MARKET"<a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.nshima.com/2009/02/job-market.html%20">Column at Nshima.com</a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">These are tough economic times in America and elsewhere. If</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">you're like me, you're saving money any way you can. I've</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">cancelled my cable, invested in a good pair of binoculars</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">and started watching my neighbor's TV. Desperate times call</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">for desperate measures.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">In this harsh economic climate, it's important to have a</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">job, any job. But finding a job isn't easy, especially since</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">so many companies are giving their employees -- even the</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">male ones -- pink slips. Competition for jobs is so intense</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">that chess champ Vishwanathan Anand has been flooded</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">with applications, all because someone wrote that he has</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">"good openings."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">With all the competition, it's vital for job seekers to give</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">themselves an edge. That's why I've decided to offer a few</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">tips to help people stand out from the crowd. Some of these</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">tips may seem obvious, but, trust me, they're often</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">overlooked.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---Tip #1: Learn to speak English. When the economy was</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">strong, some folks were able to find decent jobs in America</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">by knowing just three words of English: "Me want job."</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Others, realizing the importance of grammar, tried a little</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">harder: "Me wants job."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">These days, three words of English aren't enough to secure a</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">job in any part of America outside Miami. Job seekers must</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">learn at least six words, particularly these six: "Would you</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">like fries with that?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">They may seem like easy words, but some immigrants really</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">struggle with them. A few have been fired from fast-food</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">restaurants for repeatedly asking customers, "Would you like</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">flies with that?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The restaurants, as you can imagine, received many customer</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">complaints, such as the one from a West Virginia man who</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">threw his meal at the manager, shouting: "I thought I was</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">getting flies with my burger, not fries."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---Tip #2: Go easy on the tattoos and body piercing. Two or</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">three are OK, but when your entire body is green, the only</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">people you're likely to impress are environmentalists. Well,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">perhaps a few others too, but they probably won't offer you</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">a job, unless one of them is a farmer and, with planting</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">season coming around, needs another scarecrow.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">(Yes, I know: some tattoos are works of art. In fact,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Leonardo Da Vinci first tattooed the Mona Lisa on a friend's</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">backside. Unfortunately nipple rings weren't common in those</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">days, so he couldn't hang his friend in a gallery.)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---Tip #3: Put your best foot forward at the job interview.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">This can be hard, especially if your feet look the same.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Your friends can probably help you figure out which foot is</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">better, but if you're still unsure, consult a podiatrist.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---Tip #4: Dress for success. Too many people,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">unfortunately, dress for failure. Don't expect Chase Bank to</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">hire you if you're wearing a T-shirt that says "Go bonkers!"</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The least you can do is change the second 'o' to an 'a.'</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---Tip #5: Groom yourself well. If you're a man, it's</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">probably a good idea to trim your nails, mustache and any</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">unruly locks of nose hair. If you're a woman, resist the</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">temptation to dye your hair orange -- unless you're applying</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">for a job as a traffic cone.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---Tip #6: Try to smell good. The most important thing you</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">can do to smell good is take a bath, even if you've already</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">taken one this year. You can practice water conservation</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">AFTER the interview. A little perfume or cologne would also</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">help, but don't empty the bottle, unless you want to spend</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">your day reviving the interviewer.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---Tip #7: Do some research. Employers are impressed when</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">you know something about them. You might want to find out,</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">for example, what they do. Don't ask the manager of Cracker</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Barrel how heavy the barrels are. And don't ask the</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">recruiter at Samsung what exactly it was that Sam sung.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">---Tip #8: Don't do drugs. Most employers test for drugs and</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">if you fail the test, you won't get a second chance, unless</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">you're in the National Football League. If you like to get</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">high several times a week, apply for a job as a flight</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">attendant. It's safer and it won't deplete your bank</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">account. Just be careful how you greet the passengers: "Good</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">morning! Hope you have a good fright!"</span></span><br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------<br />(c) Copyright 2009 Melvin Durai. All Rights Reserved.<br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://MelvinDurai.com%20">MelvinDurai.com</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-68215504715723968842009-02-10T19:56:00.002+05:302009-02-10T19:59:12.645+05:30Answer of the Year to the Question of the Day!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigr2_iOY_YllRdO8UGLOzsYVGzHSi52NpSvCCym9FTLGwQe9t79ggyVYeqtzPv6GHXogqDeurwwdz055GLPG3FzF5T48GfdQdKcA1hXSCgFkhQiizr5ztgTgjGWkS8iGZU1HI2RF2H-Hqi/s1600-h/r27nzt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigr2_iOY_YllRdO8UGLOzsYVGzHSi52NpSvCCym9FTLGwQe9t79ggyVYeqtzPv6GHXogqDeurwwdz055GLPG3FzF5T48GfdQdKcA1hXSCgFkhQiizr5ztgTgjGWkS8iGZU1HI2RF2H-Hqi/s400/r27nzt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301175333885618562" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-2734968599175681942009-02-10T19:42:00.002+05:302009-02-10T19:45:23.816+05:30Ha Ha Ha<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj90P8hzIGvFeAt6ZHHJYU6Fuq4NcKh9bQEAfxLh-ARid4JTh2KBFMjHp1M1Y5Ar1fr0JqJkqcltIaY21JPWINAFOIDYDVEyLiyMNc5oCgLPpeGQ-JxtkD7i2Eq5NBpbRbiOTYawQDOXdgu/s1600-h/hsjiw0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj90P8hzIGvFeAt6ZHHJYU6Fuq4NcKh9bQEAfxLh-ARid4JTh2KBFMjHp1M1Y5Ar1fr0JqJkqcltIaY21JPWINAFOIDYDVEyLiyMNc5oCgLPpeGQ-JxtkD7i2Eq5NBpbRbiOTYawQDOXdgu/s400/hsjiw0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301171790041532738" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Looks like ppl've started to miss Bushy!!!<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-33666330916289883812009-02-10T19:40:00.000+05:302009-02-10T19:41:09.913+05:30Whatta Service!!!On a long haul Emirates flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes.<br /><br />However, he was finished in two minutes so he left the toilet and wandered off down the aisle, in the opposite direction from where his mother was.<br /><br />Meanwhile, a businessman entered the toilet and locked the door.<br /><br />After the five minutes were up, the mother knocked on the door and called out, "Do you need any help with the zipper?"<br /><br />From behind the door, a startled male voice said, "Good God !! That's what I call service!!!!! "Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-18497822487228223382009-01-21T14:43:00.016+05:302009-01-21T15:58:08.220+05:30Bye Bye Mr. (Joker) Bush<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimv9RDO83a7PNa3XwOM7wvBl4sUqF5K4ghC6u-IMj9P3CR2Y1Jnlua9D-JGgjEssZOfbb47t3uxMxv_2XXZdiUy-DP9IC_DTQ57I7UwjxAu2ayBetJwGuypW54hRLGomJQPzbJpKCp5khQ/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-05_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimv9RDO83a7PNa3XwOM7wvBl4sUqF5K4ghC6u-IMj9P3CR2Y1Jnlua9D-JGgjEssZOfbb47t3uxMxv_2XXZdiUy-DP9IC_DTQ57I7UwjxAu2ayBetJwGuypW54hRLGomJQPzbJpKCp5khQ/s400/joejet.com_000068-05_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293677772755585154" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Time to remember stupidities!</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:130%;" >Bushisms</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">ON HIMSELF</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">"They misunderestimated me."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Bentonville , Arkansas , 6 November, 2000</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Rome , 22 July, 2001</span><br /><br /><br /></span></div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRQKVpcVaIhjPKhMM1oHbtExNFm8mcelz3BvYm8YY4AwWOGi6YIH-cYTw_QYLZByQjgGuwjQSmkXR58BSSNaO7QeYIixQeW3AbDHU3say_p_x7vgzhuZcsqPjJiD80aQal59Hsfs_Gjyob/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-03_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRQKVpcVaIhjPKhMM1oHbtExNFm8mcelz3BvYm8YY4AwWOGi6YIH-cYTw_QYLZByQjgGuwjQSmkXR58BSSNaO7QeYIixQeW3AbDHU3say_p_x7vgzhuZcsqPjJiD80aQal59Hsfs_Gjyob/s400/joejet.com_000068-03_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293673840589772066" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 11 May, 2001</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Nashville , Tennessee , 27 May, 2004<br /><br /></span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">FOREIGN AFFAIRS</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Tokyo , 18 February, 2002<br /></span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br />"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Grand Rapids , Michigan , 29 January, 2003<br /></span></span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy6E6iv99b1MTQpnywqazpyAKDVjnu9PRZzKUBt0455V4_f_Uhj1gpp6yDzqt2-rCfFRfQ2-4l_6OyK4tlquLfc1h_y_JS7yvHnjdCNmKmicUbseBTtrcFz4PIsXqLjzeL7FUYi3jpVgJZ/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-02_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy6E6iv99b1MTQpnywqazpyAKDVjnu9PRZzKUBt0455V4_f_Uhj1gpp6yDzqt2-rCfFRfQ2-4l_6OyK4tlquLfc1h_y_JS7yvHnjdCNmKmicUbseBTtrcFz4PIsXqLjzeL7FUYi3jpVgJZ/s400/joejet.com_000068-02_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293673838635998946" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 5 August, 2004</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"I think war is a dangerous place."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 7 May, 2003</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SXboT6KVeeI/AAAAAAAAAOA/3GaJF0qsHgM/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-01_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SXboT6KVeeI/AAAAAAAAAOA/3GaJF0qsHgM/s400/joejet.com_000068-01_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293673840748362210" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 27 October, 2003</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Washington DC , 17 September, 2004</span></span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" >CBS News, Washington DC , 6 September, 2006</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUmKdWzgjY3cAMXGPt3JfOSEPIPptC1psS5b82KEpMKoY8bEcxOSdBM25qSiqFoKi16gYOkhXSC4eF_STw1k89aoeNpdCHn_0ySrd59mbQbKEE-X10zV0FjvfaS55op02gVwAx4qD5yh5Q/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-00_good-bye-mr-president_thumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUmKdWzgjY3cAMXGPt3JfOSEPIPptC1psS5b82KEpMKoY8bEcxOSdBM25qSiqFoKi16gYOkhXSC4eF_STw1k89aoeNpdCHn_0ySrd59mbQbKEE-X10zV0FjvfaS55op02gVwAx4qD5yh5Q/s400/joejet.com_000068-00_good-bye-mr-president_thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293673834287923730" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">EDUCATION</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Florence , South Carolina , 11 January, 2000</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >" Reading is the basics for all learning."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Reston , Virginia , 28 March, 2000</span></span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /></span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR-F6_K2NcI2JzLWHy7F9DDs-pDuaSpA7ZOfTNiVBw9RQmm3NtNp-MSTMBBo2XTNOfJ6mXwNiZ2jkNmKpbewB4O6eWykE1aUR6saStTBEko5iQq_KpUPD4yFnuAnpZoa9SWwTczgVRvc5F/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-07_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR-F6_K2NcI2JzLWHy7F9DDs-pDuaSpA7ZOfTNiVBw9RQmm3NtNp-MSTMBBo2XTNOfJ6mXwNiZ2jkNmKpbewB4O6eWykE1aUR6saStTBEko5iQq_KpUPD4yFnuAnpZoa9SWwTczgVRvc5F/s400/joejet.com_000068-07_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293677780402095794" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"As governor of Texas , I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >CNN, 30 August, 2000</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Townsend , Tennessee , 21 February, 2001</span></span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8TdX8ioO5qP9agozsoIIQ5i19Rl8XPyeTCaIjeGxs_ue3rQoy4-2b0DDftKkvRhe_ckBn-BHuzAeeOdoowxPgxk3xRNVNONA6IAc9sfGtqCL9eZpImAx14h0zVOYPP-jozUNLWBRQr8hP/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-06_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8TdX8ioO5qP9agozsoIIQ5i19Rl8XPyeTCaIjeGxs_ue3rQoy4-2b0DDftKkvRhe_ckBn-BHuzAeeOdoowxPgxk3xRNVNONA6IAc9sfGtqCL9eZpImAx14h0zVOYPP-jozUNLWBRQr8hP/s400/joejet.com_000068-06_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293677780647005586" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">ECONOMICS</span><br /><br /> <span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"I understand small business growth. I was one."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >New York Daily News, 19 February, 2000</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Reuters, 5 May, 2000</span><br /><br /></span><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDinDUDEzUj9HSvV3xWLmKEi-F408yTuLYXu1hDaz2f0nVGBMRwulwl_k1asVQpBkdw45IrgcD14ZLwygzTJPJX-xUMEohwchuMnAUQKdPGfNeiEVxLkRrzsMfm2dGTSV-m53lOg9xcJt3/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-08_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 331px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDinDUDEzUj9HSvV3xWLmKEi-F408yTuLYXu1hDaz2f0nVGBMRwulwl_k1asVQpBkdw45IrgcD14ZLwygzTJPJX-xUMEohwchuMnAUQKdPGfNeiEVxLkRrzsMfm2dGTSV-m53lOg9xcJt3/s400/joejet.com_000068-08_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293677783746812482" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine Labour Secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Austin , Texas , 8 January, 2001<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 19 May, 2003</span></span><br /> <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyIh6esbkpk_OJKzIDCkBwGZvtj3uFVpHYQqceMg7IshNqpkNYB8JuFN-CPAnWOwgKW8fNTRZ3HATvctTtPOa68DNqaF3n47113-MhWQjjptB8ZapZJXopPlPO_5wDQVzK6ixAVSWe_Hoe/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-04_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyIh6esbkpk_OJKzIDCkBwGZvtj3uFVpHYQqceMg7IshNqpkNYB8JuFN-CPAnWOwgKW8fNTRZ3HATvctTtPOa68DNqaF3n47113-MhWQjjptB8ZapZJXopPlPO_5wDQVzK6ixAVSWe_Hoe/s400/joejet.com_000068-04_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293677772744392994" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">HEALTHCARE</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Orlando , Florida , 12 September, 2000</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" >Poplar Bluff , Missouri , 6 September, 2004</span></span><br /> <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7n45lCOp9Cn7brMB5Rii2afB3LH5tVAH1ZGedksH8vWQKnf7LLbiVm5AXvTbWzZF4-g5xAaXB-jxYaj0_9KJHMOgq32B0lWo_Ek-C0L7_mTthH8n7TXqQThQAVSJKarHCl-D4ToGXo3-G/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-13_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7n45lCOp9Cn7brMB5Rii2afB3LH5tVAH1ZGedksH8vWQKnf7LLbiVm5AXvTbWzZF4-g5xAaXB-jxYaj0_9KJHMOgq32B0lWo_Ek-C0L7_mTthH8n7TXqQThQAVSJKarHCl-D4ToGXo3-G/s400/joejet.com_000068-13_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293679283059011234" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">TECHNOLOGY</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Concord , New Hampshire , 29 January, 2000</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 10 April, 2002</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />"Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 2 May, 2007</span></span><br /> <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-sulI5dq21c-C9GWC8zFH2VhNZSK2HnHAxbLPWy0zjgEV4V0qUOkr9qTz0uaq5eyR8MLdnIz3uiBK1KWquxpUFZJCzl3EGV7Sw6rlhApwZonm-_B8UNMNvr-iR5M2NYGUJKicI4yD5bJx/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-12_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-sulI5dq21c-C9GWC8zFH2VhNZSK2HnHAxbLPWy0zjgEV4V0qUOkr9qTz0uaq5eyR8MLdnIz3uiBK1KWquxpUFZJCzl3EGV7Sw6rlhApwZonm-_B8UNMNvr-iR5M2NYGUJKicI4yD5bJx/s400/joejet.com_000068-12_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293679280739362722" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">OUT OF LEFT FIELD</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Saginaw , Michigan , 29 September, 2000</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >LaCrosse, Wisconsin , 18 October, 2000</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6LpsK-AlENdccSkm_8tvueDSxIxDbv5Hb0r3TzyhwnBm02uY28eIlOHr5ikb0azi7Hd6GNv3vZc0u9NS3VwufZNPEXmvDOIm-IHIdKpmXCZh3NQqp_F7Qbbo6-JepiZSIvj14G6_YeSoD/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-11_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6LpsK-AlENdccSkm_8tvueDSxIxDbv5Hb0r3TzyhwnBm02uY28eIlOHr5ikb0azi7Hd6GNv3vZc0u9NS3VwufZNPEXmvDOIm-IHIdKpmXCZh3NQqp_F7Qbbo6-JepiZSIvj14G6_YeSoD/s400/joejet.com_000068-11_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293679283636507362" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Tucson , Arizona , 28 November, 2005</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />"That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three - three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting? "</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" >Speaking to reporter Kai Diekmann , Washington DC , 5 May, 2006</span> </span><br /> <br /> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SXbtQcwKjhI/AAAAAAAAAPI/PyCpufJ_2L8/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-10_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SXbtQcwKjhI/AAAAAAAAAPI/PyCpufJ_2L8/s400/joejet.com_000068-10_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293679278872497682" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">ON GOVERNING</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" >Bartlett , Tennessee , 18 August, 2000</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 18 April, 2006</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /></span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE-G-bQyEs4Cnwp_8IoXjJIbpueAcmgh-r3kFZ7TlBV-nuO2ut9EhQj4cEvXqjgPB2TyYgIHspR1Z3EKs_KU9jk-Dat63ktkoZE4A5BfXhu6EbEl1BSsieM4PWuQyZyysCCzpmxHbdpF5z/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-09_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE-G-bQyEs4Cnwp_8IoXjJIbpueAcmgh-r3kFZ7TlBV-nuO2ut9EhQj4cEvXqjgPB2TyYgIHspR1Z3EKs_KU9jk-Dat63ktkoZE4A5BfXhu6EbEl1BSsieM4PWuQyZyysCCzpmxHbdpF5z/s400/joejet.com_000068-09_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293679273633568274" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and [Tony Blair] read it."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" >On the publication of the Baker-Hamilton Report, Washington DC , 7 December, 2006</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC6O1OjNmz9t1Mu-or8p48AaLlxM2cTI5dVkAUSmhgra3URGDKwPEFbEzunwbWik5Le2Xdo5LfZ_pdVNUHkbFcAKnSBOOrypG02_TZ3mrUu4otYV7aQ8xcFFqb8LMfQMXOoe4zHnGThF6R/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-18_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC6O1OjNmz9t1Mu-or8p48AaLlxM2cTI5dVkAUSmhgra3URGDKwPEFbEzunwbWik5Le2Xdo5LfZ_pdVNUHkbFcAKnSBOOrypG02_TZ3mrUu4otYV7aQ8xcFFqb8LMfQMXOoe4zHnGThF6R/s400/joejet.com_000068-18_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293679912661065506" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >San Diego , California , 25 October, 2007</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR_LLCsaoIRIPDb6YaklreQxr_dUZ_Aok2eRLxxFKGszRIkGvHX9HROpbTmsrjuSWN4KHhZ2WEo06blazMmI-AeD-YSVYaI8j8bgpUtDHBZFXrvidyLjgpJOnyG2yBkYXEE-T6d7Rn2xiZ/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-17_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR_LLCsaoIRIPDb6YaklreQxr_dUZ_Aok2eRLxxFKGszRIkGvHX9HROpbTmsrjuSWN4KHhZ2WEo06blazMmI-AeD-YSVYaI8j8bgpUtDHBZFXrvidyLjgpJOnyG2yBkYXEE-T6d7Rn2xiZ/s400/joejet.com_000068-17_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293679910430050962" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >Washington DC , 12 May, 2008</span></span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRP4l6NBJl_aFtGhyWFmJBU2V3Bj0uLR3p2QKTbAeKR3lxnF7gYZswcUisbNgbYSDY89flG7LSxyjyomTbV6JvdBBeHpmoWXHe8TCHk9u3Nt2p1q9_JXFKry88wdderuRBGfU7mUvmjQqA/s1600-h/joejet.com_000068-16_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM7fde0bf61SV4nf4m8fSq7Xqjz616TE5bMtB8ZrtAYDiJ7fvoA45CKf66sa9_RsC9VnlPcHIx_GimxUsqTHsfhF9pag0jWMkodLAWcXBUiy7iFzJjqEUAMUF9a_27q5ZTvMSf_HFeAoKQ/s400/joejet.com_000068-39_good-bye-mr-president_mini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293682629087975810" border="0" /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span><span></span></span></span></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">And Finally...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">This pic was takes when the Chinese President Visited the U.S.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKMSVoVJS3StldNRfUhyphenhyphenMlyQIzmiJdMPGePPrSidZltIuUfwkZLKSyBYpeKskwUDUxXi3RMvSUiD-DQakQBYeJI0zmheDyYdeI1zbBjuZXi5YqfabNsrXBzoB4FXDwdae8xtrvPpMc9GjG/s1600-h/fbushpic1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKMSVoVJS3StldNRfUhyphenhyphenMlyQIzmiJdMPGePPrSidZltIuUfwkZLKSyBYpeKskwUDUxXi3RMvSUiD-DQakQBYeJI0zmheDyYdeI1zbBjuZXi5YqfabNsrXBzoB4FXDwdae8xtrvPpMc9GjG/s400/fbushpic1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293684139247952194" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">& this is when the Joker visited China!!! LOL</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWmQsj8EL7a0oghB4h0R96Izp7sG_o6hLmeVgFzSw_OsSX_d53PNkHtx3jyFG2Ndfujq2Q8cfjDXjrua-llvRY7c0wF_oKDWgLHsveXTQpa_P04MNX06WOZOvOWJdhCbZz9TZoPcH5Yg0A/s1600-h/fbushpic2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWmQsj8EL7a0oghB4h0R96Izp7sG_o6hLmeVgFzSw_OsSX_d53PNkHtx3jyFG2Ndfujq2Q8cfjDXjrua-llvRY7c0wF_oKDWgLHsveXTQpa_P04MNX06WOZOvOWJdhCbZz9TZoPcH5Yg0A/s400/fbushpic2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293684142902741634" border="0" /></a><br />Beware the President is Coming!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-74603075909155880422008-12-24T16:02:00.004+05:302008-12-24T16:14:48.186+05:30Cartoons Inspired by Bush Shoe Throwing<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcNp_dsLOj0p0zluKqIPvVmrtrQZ6BbLizJBpo_vaHVgTGVUY0epnOJTNV3_rLx6u4M5tm3lnB8QUa7LYblc-xRtveuF43I1XxdcA2NXiT7OmU4oHr5rCon7jP5MbYeCWxXr7vcKcjpZ5I/s1600-h/download_006.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcNp_dsLOj0p0zluKqIPvVmrtrQZ6BbLizJBpo_vaHVgTGVUY0epnOJTNV3_rLx6u4M5tm3lnB8QUa7LYblc-xRtveuF43I1XxdcA2NXiT7OmU4oHr5rCon7jP5MbYeCWxXr7vcKcjpZ5I/s400/download_006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283305686023669330" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SVIRl2rVNEI/AAAAAAAAANU/_H9cggWW3A8/s1600-h/download_005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SVIRl2rVNEI/AAAAAAAAANU/_H9cggWW3A8/s400/download_005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283304654889104450" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Cartoons: Shoe thrown at Bush</span><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnFV0YuenAEl8VMEv84UJY9jY4nHuuZa7DVQszcgajoxODAhJP0rvQTMNzrUaDi3gO05vJLYYL6AzJDdt4wv1AxrgUSUIyP5Q0f2gYBnC1a0wX2OboaNcSFARJCQTO7RuKqe8WXXtzlTWz/s1600-h/download_004.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnFV0YuenAEl8VMEv84UJY9jY4nHuuZa7DVQszcgajoxODAhJP0rvQTMNzrUaDi3gO05vJLYYL6AzJDdt4wv1AxrgUSUIyP5Q0f2gYBnC1a0wX2OboaNcSFARJCQTO7RuKqe8WXXtzlTWz/s400/download_004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283304649452024098" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Cartoons: Shoe thrown at Bush</span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SVIRlT6Q5VI/AAAAAAAAANE/tsFEECNoLBk/s1600-h/download_003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SVIRlT6Q5VI/AAAAAAAAANE/tsFEECNoLBk/s400/download_003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283304645556495698" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Cartoons: Shoe thrown at Bush</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEbU3vkMlnUxydjWbqYSaIxasi3z8hPC0_fLYwqGQ_tCI_DyZkBYoYKnyh6ite4fwLmG-zBQ6siloM2LqXbe22BorCrzN26s9fAp-K3U0OpGnuFd4EHwgHz4udZCal0ES0iB8y7HP490-2/s1600-h/download_002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEbU3vkMlnUxydjWbqYSaIxasi3z8hPC0_fLYwqGQ_tCI_DyZkBYoYKnyh6ite4fwLmG-zBQ6siloM2LqXbe22BorCrzN26s9fAp-K3U0OpGnuFd4EHwgHz4udZCal0ES0iB8y7HP490-2/s400/download_002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283304648367366226" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Cartoons: Shoe thrown at Bush</span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Cartoons: Shoe thrown at Bush</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcT3eJO1y4A25nRmm6TSy3swhl-ICHlk5FfmicFE1gPdQ4OD5KQUme3U_b10U6TVk4GjVO0CYuAaEVENKmXVPEn3FE8AL6dwFJywWdrLlRv7Gf-HeQcvBD-qNTIui1nuhMDsZGUNQ1_YTY/s1600-h/download.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcT3eJO1y4A25nRmm6TSy3swhl-ICHlk5FfmicFE1gPdQ4OD5KQUme3U_b10U6TVk4GjVO0CYuAaEVENKmXVPEn3FE8AL6dwFJywWdrLlRv7Gf-HeQcvBD-qNTIui1nuhMDsZGUNQ1_YTY/s400/download.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283304643171207266" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Cartoons: Shoe thrown at Bush</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Cartoons: Shoe thrown at Bush<br /><br /></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-77130780231750486992008-12-24T15:51:00.003+05:302008-12-24T15:59:53.754+05:30Melvin Durai: "AN INTERVIEW WITH THE SHOE THROWER"<a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.nshima.com/2008/12/shoe-thrower.html%20">Column at Nshima.com</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">His name is Muntazer al-Zaidi and he's the toast of the Middle East and many other parts of the world. Never before has anyone achieved so much acclaim for throwing a pair of shoes. He threw them at President Bush, of course, an act that he's somewhat embarrassed about, as I learned during an exclusive telephone interview.<br /><br />Me: "Muntazer, thank you for taking my call."<br /><br />Muntazer: "I did not know I could take calls. How much are you paying the prison warden?"<br /><br />Me: "I'm giving him a pair of shoes."<br /><br />Muntazer: "You can send them to me. I will deliver them for you."<br /><br />Me: "No, thanks. I saw your last delivery."<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SVIOtLz2uzI/AAAAAAAAAMs/uHp4ZgQdiTk/s1600-h/_45298115_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 112px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SVIOtLz2uzI/AAAAAAAAAMs/uHp4ZgQdiTk/s200/_45298115_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283301482286201650" border="0" /></a><br />Muntazer: "You are right, my friend. It was a bad delivery. A very bad delivery. I'm embarrassed about it."<br /><br />Me: "People say you are a hero. Do you consider yourself a hero?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "No, I am not a hero. I missed the target. It was a bad delivery. I should have thrown harder and lower. I did not practice enough."<br /><br />Me: "You mean you practiced for this?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "Of course I practiced. I spent many hours at the shoeing range."<br /><br />Me: "Shoeing range? You mean there's a special place where you can practice throwing shoes?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "Yes, we have many shoeing ranges here. They provide us with hundreds of shoes, as well as cardboard cutouts of President Bush."<br /><br />Me: "So throwing shoes at President Bush is a national sport in Iraq?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "Yes, it is a very popular sport. We have many competitions. But we do it in secret places. We don't want the American soldiers to find out."<br /><br />Me: "You are afraid of getting into trouble?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "No, we are afraid of having too many players. The lines are too long already."<br /><br />Me: "There are lines? People stand in lines to throw shoes at cutouts of President Bush?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "Yes, the lines are very long. But it is good for the people. It is a form of therapy."<br /><br />Me: "Was it therapeutic for you to throw shoes at the actual president?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "Yes, it was. And then they arrested me and brought me to prison."<br /><br />Me: "So it's not therapeutic anymore?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "No, it is very untherapeutic."<br /><br />Me: "What do you think of the president's reflexes?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "He moved like a man who is used to having shoes thrown at him."<br /><br />Me: "Are you sorry about what you did?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "Yes, I am sorry. I am sorry that I missed."<br /><br />Me: "You are extremely popular in the Arab World. I heard that an Egyptian man has even offered his 20-year-old daughter in marriage to you. How do you feel about that?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "I feel like throwing more shoes."<br /><br />Me: "I heard that the Pittsburgh Pirates want to sign you to a pitching contract. Is that true?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "Yes, they made inquiries about my availability. But I am considering a more lucrative job offer."<br /><br />Me: "A more lucrative job offer?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "Yes, Madonna has offered me a job. She wants me to throw shoes at her ex-husband."<br /><br />Me: "Which one?"<br /><br />Muntazer: "I'm not sure. We are still negotiating the details."<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------<br />(c) Copyright 2008 Melvin Durai. All Rights Reserved.<br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://MelvinDurai.com%20">MelvinDurai.com</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-20555699767935598842008-12-18T16:29:00.003+05:302008-12-18T16:36:08.693+05:30The Biggest Brand of Bollywood<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Self proclaimed biggest bhaand...oops...bland...err...brand of bollywood</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">V/S</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />The bald guy who's now a days singing "Rab Ne Banadi <span style="font-style: italic;">Body</span>"</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo27KPkDnvRU3RkzReB4fOnevWtDrUSSIsgGFU84DXn2lyYigoQ9y0utawnrUs0uZhwtbbPm5V3W9SmvONZdIQnCHm3ADNv4rB1mr0rAeIEGTCLIcSQrHQhDvmTcJ40gk-lGlFes1c8lG6/s1600-h/srkamrspf.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo27KPkDnvRU3RkzReB4fOnevWtDrUSSIsgGFU84DXn2lyYigoQ9y0utawnrUs0uZhwtbbPm5V3W9SmvONZdIQnCHm3ADNv4rB1mr0rAeIEGTCLIcSQrHQhDvmTcJ40gk-lGlFes1c8lG6/s400/srkamrspf.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281083790015702114" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Aamir is looking sexy btw!</span> :D<br /></div><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-82670212825362960242008-12-18T14:36:00.003+05:302008-12-18T14:46:22.368+05:30Melvin Durai: "THE PRINCIPLE OF MAKING OBAMA JOKES"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo-Y16LDP7an1rFerI2KzC5oTfqkkLtzkKRdTVzT4hLoknOtG1AEbkAi9La4qyDEK-1k49nkofvn3bK6QZYYV2TCMAaDNjyuQCpsfiGP8eaGXeWvmlWGXvAEuT8H9K5wjHmAMXQwaoeTiq/s1600-h/225px-Poster-sized_portrait_of_Barack_Obama.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 138px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo-Y16LDP7an1rFerI2KzC5oTfqkkLtzkKRdTVzT4hLoknOtG1AEbkAi9La4qyDEK-1k49nkofvn3bK6QZYYV2TCMAaDNjyuQCpsfiGP8eaGXeWvmlWGXvAEuT8H9K5wjHmAMXQwaoeTiq/s200/225px-Poster-sized_portrait_of_Barack_Obama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281056401891724242" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.nshima.com/2008/11/racism.html">Column at Nshima.com</a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span class="" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyFull" title="Justify Full" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 13);ButtonMouseDown(this);"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Justify Full" class="gl_align_full" border="0" /></span></span><br />A school principal in La Vergne, Tennessee, recently wrote a humor column that poked fun at President-elect Obama and found himself in so much hot water, he decided that it would be wise, as well as efficient, to skip his weekly bath.<br /><br />Stephen Lewis, principal of Rock Springs Elementary, has been writing a weekly humor column for The Murfreesboro Post for about two years. In fact, it would be accurate to say that he's the Post's principal humor columnist.<br /><br />But he was virtually unknown outside his county until he wrote his post-election column, in which he did something rather original: created a parody of "The Jeffersons" theme song. In his version, Obama was "movin' on up ... to a deee-luxe pimp pad," "jetting with P. Diddy" and "chewin' on the government fat." Obama's supporters and others found it extremely offensive, naturally, that Lewis would even suggest that Obama hangs out with P. Diddy. (Never mind that<br />10-year-old Malia Obama wears a T-shirt that says "Daddy loves Diddy.")<br /><br />P. Diddy, for those of you who don't know, is the stage name of a popular rap artist and should not be confused with Diddy P., the question I ask whenever I check my little son's diaper.<br /><br />Most readers, in truth, didn't mind the Diddy reference, but were outraged by the racial stereotypes that a school principal, of all people, had resorted to. Lewis was soon apologizing to just about everyone: readers, parents, teachers, school board members and pimps. He'll be lucky if he's able to retain his job, his column and his title of "Funniest Principal Alive." (He was also in the running for "Sexiest Principal Alive," but for the 30th consecutive year, it went to Victoria Principal.)<br /><br />When a student misbehaves, he's sent to the principal's office. When a principal misbehaves, he should be sent to the student's office. Most students don't have offices, of course. They have lockers. I'm sure a student wouldn't mind keeping Lewis inside one for a few hours. He'd learn his lesson pretty quickly, especially if it's a typical male student's locker, filled with books, sneakers and the scent of a never-washed pair of gym socks.<br /><br />But if we really want to punish Lewis, we should get him to spend the next few months reading all the Internet comments his column provoked:<br /><br />CoolDude3129: "What an idiot! He shouldn't have apologized. I don't see how it's racist to make jokes about Obama, especially when making jokes about President Bush is a national sport."<br /><br />EbonyGoddess543: "It's not a national sport, you bonehead. It's an international sport! More popular than soccer."<br />HotChick89: "Lewis is eight years behind. The White House hasn't been a pimp pad since Bill Clinton left."<br /><br />EbonyGoddess543: "Yeah, for the last eight years, it has been a chimp pad."<br /><br />CoolDude3129: "Hey, how come it's okay for you to call Bush a chimp? Artists have been making Bush look like a monkey for eight years, but the moment you put a banana in the same picture as Obama, you're a racist."<br /><br />EbonyGoddess543: "That's because Bush IS a monkey."<br /><br />CoolDude 3129:"Shut up, you moron! Don't you know that Bush and Obama have the same size ears?"<br /><br />EbonyGoddess543: "Yeah, but do they have the same size brains?"<br /><br />Joe6Pack: "You are the biggest racist in the world!"<br /><br />EbonyGoddess543: "I'm not a racist. I'm African-American! When black people make fun of white people, it's not racism. It's Def Comedy Jam."<br /><br />Joe6Pack: "Wait a minute. Obama is half white and half black. Would it be okay to make jokes about half of him?"<br /><br />EbonyGoddess543: "Of course it would. Just make sure you pick the right half."<br /><br />Joe6Pack: "Okay, here's a joke: The right half of Obama wanted to eat a bunch of bananas. The left half said, 'We've been elected president. We need to give a good impression.' And the right half replied, 'You're absolutely right. Do you want to hold the fork or should I?'"<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------<br />(c) Copyright 2008 Melvin Durai. All Rights Reserved.<br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://MelvinDurai.com%20">MelvinDurai.com</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-2441647186288559842008-12-18T14:00:00.007+05:302008-12-18T14:33:27.239+05:30Here's your chance to become Muntazer al-Zaidi<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCC1Ln4JG8Fu74swI8QwTpyNhc70DNe6SC2AoCVB6yZeLi6pm_sjS6yw_MUl_kXtsWY3lrWwsNjEvgfwCGNUEeCi96sCazN1-Zmb_711Esz5JdsJl0EPK8ItlTTOLojwWCBGdN8x2Yibgi/s1600-h/iraqimage005.gif"></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SUoQK_OkzEI/AAAAAAAAAL0/lAmhE9uxTzs/s1600-h/iraqimage002.gif"></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrxWqubNAlRj1DVhgfNCfTfeTERn5-bRiLFzcxeNyyYifmUDNlDxX_X03pDVocxy5vYkYEZd70-wv3EuEXnM9srbo4sypYYXY13MxxDBOonUPVedNaQ1yxoRNyRFOCkBtJN-oC_d8amlQv/s1600-h/BUSH.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrxWqubNAlRj1DVhgfNCfTfeTERn5-bRiLFzcxeNyyYifmUDNlDxX_X03pDVocxy5vYkYEZd70-wv3EuEXnM9srbo4sypYYXY13MxxDBOonUPVedNaQ1yxoRNyRFOCkBtJN-oC_d8amlQv/s400/BUSH.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281045363831292514" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(click d ^ image for d action!!!)</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">OK...here are some cool websites, created some cool-quickthinking-awesome minded people, which give you chance to be in Muntazer al-Zaidi's shoe for sometime. Bet the shoes won't hurt you!!! Remember they are of Size 10.<br />Have fun!!!<br /><br /><ul><li><a href="http://bushbash.flashgressive.de/">http://bushbash.flashgressive.de/</a></li><li><a href="http://play.sockandawe.com/">http://play.sockandawe.com/</a></li><li><a href="http://www.ridiculopathy.com/crappy_flash_games.php?gamename=bushoes">http://www.ridiculopathy.com/crappy_flash_games.php?gamename=bushoes</a></li><li><a href="http://www.t-enterprise.co.uk/flashgame/playgame.aspx?id=bushbootcamp">http://www.t-enterprise.co.uk/flashgame/playgame.aspx?id=bushbootcamp</a></li><li><a href="http://blog.zanorg.com/index.php?perm=370">http://blog.zanorg.com/index.php?perm=370</a></li><li><a href="http://www.flashgameplay.com/game/827/Shoe-Bush.html">http://www.flashgameplay.com/game/827/Shoe-Bush.html</a></li></ul><br />Don't forget to check these awesome animations ;)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqDDU6JqaEqZT5JFK4g3hYD01drvZt_QhMP3l1QU001YUwbPzwSQd8mbLFJJ3Q1XDpk47JAoMkPg9R_xNAOQ_nG3VSW8tu0ZePUlxZ3OYiuK7I8IPci5s2jpwkoUweZSO6d-EbPUknm9m-/s1600-h/iraqimage003.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 306px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqDDU6JqaEqZT5JFK4g3hYD01drvZt_QhMP3l1QU001YUwbPzwSQd8mbLFJJ3Q1XDpk47JAoMkPg9R_xNAOQ_nG3VSW8tu0ZePUlxZ3OYiuK7I8IPci5s2jpwkoUweZSO6d-EbPUknm9m-/s400/iraqimage003.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281051295067761890" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SUoQK_OkzEI/AAAAAAAAAL0/lAmhE9uxTzs/s1600-h/iraqimage002.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SUoQK_OkzEI/AAAAAAAAAL0/lAmhE9uxTzs/s400/iraqimage002.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281051294002629698" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaxgr12TVeK2XnGpqYqrjmZNhUQHbikHjfNSQoFtEP6NYYwqCcLNf16IFS0V5B2WhMFmidn-XVVcZWUkDXrw10Aj07OiHgvVwNVHYwiEoI1ztYb7TKiOVMCI0-z8EyOW9aDNijhuK3JxlA/s1600-h/iraqimage007.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaxgr12TVeK2XnGpqYqrjmZNhUQHbikHjfNSQoFtEP6NYYwqCcLNf16IFS0V5B2WhMFmidn-XVVcZWUkDXrw10Aj07OiHgvVwNVHYwiEoI1ztYb7TKiOVMCI0-z8EyOW9aDNijhuK3JxlA/s400/iraqimage007.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281052078954387250" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCC1Ln4JG8Fu74swI8QwTpyNhc70DNe6SC2AoCVB6yZeLi6pm_sjS6yw_MUl_kXtsWY3lrWwsNjEvgfwCGNUEeCi96sCazN1-Zmb_711Esz5JdsJl0EPK8ItlTTOLojwWCBGdN8x2Yibgi/s1600-h/iraqimage005.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 348px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCC1Ln4JG8Fu74swI8QwTpyNhc70DNe6SC2AoCVB6yZeLi6pm_sjS6yw_MUl_kXtsWY3lrWwsNjEvgfwCGNUEeCi96sCazN1-Zmb_711Esz5JdsJl0EPK8ItlTTOLojwWCBGdN8x2Yibgi/s400/iraqimage005.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281052079624443026" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Source & More Animations @ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html">http://boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html</a><br /></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-87593734914969284852008-12-16T19:06:00.006+05:302008-12-16T19:21:19.221+05:30The Bestest n Sextext Groom for Genelia<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkbu-9ozz0ZpriiKqU6d1xAVJt5j4Dv77ofC-f_2ojIk3DJ5SrXib25AszSoTJucSBK18_hvoljmauhrhFOwlxu_GnnXuvddByj42lIMvORGEgK62H_OF89rs7KzX859YD7sIOi3rbUAFs/s1600-h/geneliabride.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 121px; height: 124px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkbu-9ozz0ZpriiKqU6d1xAVJt5j4Dv77ofC-f_2ojIk3DJ5SrXib25AszSoTJucSBK18_hvoljmauhrhFOwlxu_GnnXuvddByj42lIMvORGEgK62H_OF89rs7KzX859YD7sIOi3rbUAFs/s400/geneliabride.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280384081124571122" border="0" /></a>This guy proposes to Genelia D'Souza assuming the fan group mail is actually sent by Genelia herself.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjg5AFX7G7TcZXLbRFfLPVK6XBkXwFRC-PMV5MK6h2GWrel-pzW5anFZr-AzgWUqwXhlZInuEUzlVnFYzk4c6L0y24l6dLxVs0H4UCzVM1ZmvxrrXo4ejwNHTFDtrtQQcD0GCepS4OGI_E/s1600-h/subject.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 15px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjg5AFX7G7TcZXLbRFfLPVK6XBkXwFRC-PMV5MK6h2GWrel-pzW5anFZr-AzgWUqwXhlZInuEUzlVnFYzk4c6L0y24l6dLxVs0H4UCzVM1ZmvxrrXo4ejwNHTFDtrtQQcD0GCepS4OGI_E/s400/subject.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280384224337351730" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SUexn2p_0lI/AAAAAAAAALk/1XNr5MNrMm0/s1600-h/message.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SUexn2p_0lI/AAAAAAAAALk/1XNr5MNrMm0/s400/message.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280384386359874130" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Awwwww....com'on Genelia what are you waiting for? Can't u see how hardly(!) he likes u?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-352472285031988152.post-18936807026025631072008-08-28T14:11:00.006+05:302008-08-28T14:21:25.380+05:30Melvin Durai's Humour: "THE OLYMPICS GIVE US REASON TO HOPE"<a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.nshima.com/2008/08/olympics-review.html%20">Column at Nshima.com</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1p7tBxvcg0PON8FGdwpen1GZAESInedyan_o2vW-9Xqx-p6LZ6-I5cNeIPlGYVpEV2hD9Z05A1Lv_1unwcQfG-gOD7nYGsJyfKDRozto8kpevxaEK-wERtjX0Ikv5GJ4fA6CL_altZWmg/s1600-h/Beijing-Olympic-2008.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1p7tBxvcg0PON8FGdwpen1GZAESInedyan_o2vW-9Xqx-p6LZ6-I5cNeIPlGYVpEV2hD9Z05A1Lv_1unwcQfG-gOD7nYGsJyfKDRozto8kpevxaEK-wERtjX0Ikv5GJ4fA6CL_altZWmg/s200/Beijing-Olympic-2008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239487542732313202" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">If you're like most people, you didn't watch enough of the Beijing Olympics, partly because there were just too many events happening at the same time and partly because, having a full-time job, you had to spend a little time every morning coughing into the phone.</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Considering everything that happened at the Olympics, I probably watched only one percent of the action. I completely missed the badminton and table tennis competition -- they must have been on TV while I was asleep -- and I caught only a little of the rhythmic dancing (Usain Bolt sure knows how to shake it). But I did watch quite a bit of the Jamaican sprint events, as well as the tiny tot gymnastics and the always-popular bikini show (disguised brilliantly as beach volleyball). And I got a thrill out of watching swimmer Michael Phelps make Olympic history, winning eight gold medals and setting a world record for total amount of chest exposure on TV. (Eat your heart out, Janet Jackson.)<br /><br />These Olympics certainly left us with many unforgettable moments, starting with the spectacular opening ceremony that mesmerized people all over the world, even causing one family in West Virginia to pose for photographs next to their TV screen. I don't know about you, but I won't soon forget the awesome fireworks display, almost too amazing to be true, as well as that cute little girl who did a fabulous job of lip-synching.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SLZmjT5N4CI/AAAAAAAAAJM/kKszGJuyVac/s1600-h/beinjing-olympic-medals-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_koORoChVhnM/SLZmjT5N4CI/AAAAAAAAAJM/kKszGJuyVac/s200/beinjing-olympic-medals-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239487973313863714" border="0" /></a>Perhaps the most impressive performance at the Olympics belonged to Phelps, who left viewers around the world shaking their heads and asking one question: "How does he do it?" Americans wondered how he manages to break so many world records, while Germans and Russians wondered how he manages to pass all his drug tests.<br /><br />Some experts debated endlessly whether Phelps is the greatest Olympian ever. As for me, I just had to watch a few of his races to realize that he's the greatest athlete to ever compete in the Olympics wearing Speedos.<br />Bolt does not wear Speedos, but he's extremely speedy. So speedy, in fact, that he broke the world record in the 100m dash, despite taking a break in the middle to eat some Jamaican jerk chicken. It happened so fast that only sharp-eyed IOC president Jacques Rogge noticed it and made a big issue of the Jamaican jerk.<br /><br />Bolt and Phelps were phenomenal, but so was Natalie du Toit, the South African swimmer. Du Toit had her left leg amputated at the knee in 2001 after a scooter accident, but kept competing and became the first female amputee to ever qualify for the Olympics. She finished 16th among 24 swimmers in the 10km marathon, ahead of eight swimmers and only about 80 seconds behind the winner. Just imagine what a difference another leg would have made. Yes, those eight swimmers might have beaten her with three.<br /><br />Du Toit didn't win a medal, but she inspired many people and was part of a great showing by African athletes, who won 40 medals, a record for the continent. Most of the medals came in running, but if you don't think Africans can attack the water as aggressively as Phelps, you should have seen the Kenyans after the marathon. You should have also seen Tunisia's Oussama Mellouli, who won a gold medal in 1500m freestyle, and Zimbabwe's Kirsty Coventry, who won one gold and three silver, causing people in her homeland to name another cluster of babies after her: Backstroke Banda, Goldmedal Gondwe and Swimwell Sakala.<br /><br />India won three medals in Beijing, including Abhinav Bindra's gold medal in shooting. I'm most proud of the bronze medal that boxer Vijender Kumar won. I never thought an Indian would bring home a medal in boxing, not without breaking into the Cuban hotel rooms. But Vijender did it, and thanks to him, I can finally walk into a boxing gym, put on a pair of gloves and step into the ring, believing that I might be able to hold my own for a few minutes, at least until the other fighter shows up.<br /><br />That's what the Olympics do -- they give us hope. Hope that we can be like Phelps or Bolt or Kumar. Hope that we can make the most of our abilities, like du Toit. Hope that even if we're short on talent, we can lip-synch our way to fame.<br /></div><br />----------------------------------------------------------<br />(c) Copyright 2008 Melvin Durai. All Rights Reserved.<br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://MelvinDurai.com%20">MelvinDurai.com</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0