Friday, August 22, 2008

Job Abbreviations

The interviewer examined the job application
then turned to the prospective employee.

"I see you have put 'ASAP' down for the date
you are available to start, meaning as soon
as possible, of course. However, I see you've
put 'AMAP' down for required salary. I don't believe
I've ever seen that before, what does it mean?"

The applicant replied, "As Much as Possible!"


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