Real Cases in PC Customer Care Records

Have you ever wondered what all call-center employees have to deal with. Read on ...

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click' on the top of my desk."

 

Masterpiece!!!

Now, this is what I call a masterpiece !!!

Honestly, Hats off to the cartoonist!

Answer of the Year to the Question of the Day!

Ha Ha Ha

Looks like ppl've started to miss Bushy!!!

The Leave Applications

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.


· Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.."


· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."



· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."


· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"


· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."


· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."


· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."



· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".




· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'.... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.


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Responsible & Not Responsible

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job". He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend, I know you were not involved.... .

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A, B, C, D, for Apples

Would you like to go back to nursery again and learn a whole new set of A,B,C,…? Learning can be so much funnnn when you have a friend like Banta in class. He's invented a whole new nomenclature of A for Apple. Make sure you memorize this new list!!

Banta in classroom - Madam maine "abc" yaad karli..
Madam - Ok , to sunao..

Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..

Madam - Arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - Ok Madam….

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..

Hahahahaaaaa

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Thermos Flask

A sardarji went to a shop. He asked the salesman, " What is that item in the showcase?"

Salesman, " It is a Thermos Flask"

Sardarji , " What for is it used?"

Salesman, " If you keep hot things inside, it will remain hot and if you put cold things, it will remain cold"

Sardarji purchased one and next day sardraji went to office with the Thermos flask. His friend asked, "What is this new thing you have brought?"

Sardarji replied, " This is Thermos Flask. Hot things remain hot and cold things remain cold in this !"

His friend asked, "What have you brought in this today ?"

Sardarji said, " One Cup Hot Coffee and One Cup Ice Cream ....!!!"