I dare you

The Bud Light Drunk

A woman goes to the doctor suffering many black and blue bruises...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: " I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Laugh a Little... (20 Photos)

Why God? Why??

Brilliant Answers!!!

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

8 Logics

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like  expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!