Mobile Inbox: Funny SMS

Baniya death k last stage par: meri biwi kaha he?
Biwi: ha yahi hu
baniya: 4 bete?
Ladke: ji yahi he hum b
baniya: salo dukan pe kon he

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Husband:- OOooye.. Ye Kaisa khana Banaya Hai,
Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad
Hai! Wife:- Hey bhagwan !
Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya chakh rakha hai

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aapki twacha dhul mitti se pareshan hai ?
To har roz lagaiye
"ASIAN PAINT"
Jo bahari twacha par DHUL-MITTI Ko tikne na de

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1 baar jaan mangkar dekho
1 bar yaad karke to dekho
1 bar pukar kar to dekho
agar main na aaya to samajh lena
Main aaram kar raha huuuuu

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Teacher: Pappu, go to the map and find North America.
Pappu: Here it is
Teacher: Correct, Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Pappu

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Lambi bimari k baad DR ne Santa ko thik kar diya
Santa:Mere layak kuch b kaam ho to hukum karna
Dr:kya karte ho?
Santa:ji Kabar khodta hu

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Aapko ek mazedar aur
dilchasp kissa sunate hai
SUNIYE
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mene kaha suniye
dekhiye nahi
phone karo aur kissa
suno

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Sante Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha.
Usne Apne 1 Dost ko letter likha: Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Jarurt Ho To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena..

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SANTA: Dekh teri biwi ko sap kaat rha hai
BANTA: Dar mat yaar wah kaat nahi rha,
Uska zahar tank khali ho gaya, Wo zehar bharwane aaya hai

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Qtn:TUM me aur PEPSI me kya similarity he?
Ans:Both r
cool
sweet
sab pasand karte he..
aur most imp similarity
Dimagwali jagah DHAKAN

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Wife: wo bhikari bahut kharab hai.
Husband: kyu?
Wife: mene use kal khana diya or usne aaj mijhe gift me "KHANA KAISE PAKAYE" ki book de..

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Hmare SMS se log samajhte hai k hame adat hai paise udane ki. Lekin wo nadan kya samjhe? Ye b 1 ada Hai kanjooson ko sharam dilane ki.

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DESH
ka
Bacha-Baccha
bigad
raha
H,
BHAI
BHAI
Lad
Rahe
H,
ITNA
Kuch
ho
raha
H
or
Tu
sms
pad
raha
HAI
OR Hans mat
DESH drohi

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Sardar apni sari zindagi 1 sawal ka jawab dhudte dhudte mar gaya?
Kya ho sakta hai?
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MERI BEHEN K DO BHAI MERA 1 KYUN

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1 Ltr = 1000ML
Half = 500ML
Quarter = 250ML
But Daru
Full = 750ML
Half = 375ML
Quarter = 185ML
Why ?
"Jago MERE BEVDE bhaiyo jago"

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1 Naya Sms Jo Market Me Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya Hai..
Kya Khoj Rahe Ho?
Kaha Na Market Me Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya Ha

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Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: AIRPORT Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai Yahi Dikha do na

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AFTER GOING POTTI THEN IF YOU NOT SATISFIED,
WHICH SONG IS HOT FAVORITE.. JUDA HOKE BHI...
TU MUJHME KAHI BAAKI HAI.
PALKO BAN KE AASU
TU CHALI AATI HAI....

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Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME

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Papu: Aaj madam ne 1swal puchya jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata si
Santa: Beta kya swaal tha?
Pappu: Blackboard par susu kisne kiya hai?.

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SANTA SAYS- YAAR BANTA MERI BETI JAVAN HO GAYI HAI...
BANTA- OTE ACHHCHI BAAT HAI YAAR, JAVAN HO GAYI TO USE BORDER PE BHEJ DE.
JAI HIND..

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Once a sardar changed her daughter's name "SHRUTI" to "SHRAXIS".. Can u Guess Y.......? BCoz UTI bank is now AXIS bank

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